The OVA was created almost overnight and was initially just a crazed idea, conceived by Harm Cordes and his buddies while drunk. "How about if we simply sent the countless East Frisian women into battle?" said Karl-Heinz Janssen, slurring. The very next day, various advertisements were placed, social media channels were flooded with appeals to women willing to fight and Harm's wife Marlies informed the East Frisian women in the neighborhood at her weekly Tupper evenings about the formation of an East Frisian women's army.

Within a few weeks, thousands of women enlisted to defend their homes, weapons in hand, against the Slavic invaders. And so it happened that housewives, saleswomen, medical assistants, schoolgirls, teachers or office workers were equipped with uniforms. The empty barracks of the Bundeswehr were looted in order to get the appropriate weapons, but there is currently a lack of functioning assault rifles and ammunition.

Of course, heavy military vehicles were out of the question, because tanks or airplanes, if available, would completely overwhelm the women, who were completely untrained in military matters. Young, male recruits were hired as trainers, as they were the only ones who had enjoyed at least a little military training.

When it became clear that the Slavic armies would "only" send female units to East Frisia, the mood was suddenly almost euphoric. The OVA are clearly superior in numbers and so it was assumed that the attackers would be quickly crushed.

The reality looked a little different: the East Frisians were slaughtered by the thousands without the North Germans being able to do much damage. Yes, they could always kill Serbian fighters, but actually every major battle against the southern Slavs was lost, for every dead Serb there were 5 dead East Frisians. It looked much worse on the Eastern Front: The Russian soldiers advancing from Oldenburg were often outnumbered 1 to 4 in terms of raw numbers, but it took 8 - 10 croaked East Frisians to possibly kill a Russian woman in combat.

And so it went on for weeks until only a small strip of East Frisia was under OVA control. With the exception of Wittmund in the north and Leer in the south, all major East Frisian towns were in the hands of the Serbian and Russian women's armies.


(East-Frisian women of the OVA fighting and dying against slavik female forces. This is part of the "Blue Collection", wich could be purchased here.)

That's how the OVA started to force women and girls to fight in the OVA. They never really had a choice: the woman who refused was often publicly hanged, or the remnants of the family were taken into clan custody, or also executed.

At the moment the OVA is still defending a small strip of East Frisia stretching from the district towns of Wittmund in the north and Leer in the south, but the military pressure from the better trained and equipped Slavic women's units is increasing by the day.

Classes of East-Frisian female Soldiers

The Cannonfodder Grunt (Dead Cows) These women hated the idea of fighting and dying in a war, so they tried to go into hiding after getting their draft orders. Desertion was also punishable by death in the OVA, so many East Frisian women were killed by the male East Frisian military police when they did not want to comply. Those who complied first had to spend 30 days in a solitary cell, then they went to the very rudimentary 3-day military training. Since it was assumed that these women have no great fighting value anyway, this type of training was extremely superficial. When it came to equipment, too, the "Dead Cows" were poorly equipped: if at all, they were given an old, rusty G3 assault rifle with 20 rounds of ammunition, and some even had to be content with a simple pistol. There were even rumors that Dead Cows didn't get a gun at all, they were just told: "Hold on to a comrade with a gun... if she dies, you take her gun!". Furthermore, these women were forced to fight with an completely naked torso, in fact, they weren't even worth a shirt to the OVA. This is how these women were used in combat: often serving only as a distraction, these East Frisian women were supposed to charge at the enemy's extremely fortified positions, regardless of the casualties. It should be clear that these women often fell like flies in battles, also because the morale of these women was extremely low. In addition, the Dead Cows are considered outlaws within the OVA: Anyone can kill one of them just like that without having to fear punishment. That doesn't mean that Dead Cows are bad fighters per se, they just got burned. It could always happen that these women survived several fights and ultimately become a valuable fighter for the OVA. Possibly even better than normal OVA soldiers: Hardened, full of hatred and with nerves like tightropes, these women fought like furies, proudly presenting their naked, creamy-white, frisian tits! 70% higher possibility of dying in Votes in an Events first Battle 20% Bonus on all Killing Skills IF she survives her first Event Battle and make a Kill

The common Grunt (Cows) When these women received their call-up orders, they froze in fear, the idea of having to shoot other people with guns in their hands on the battlefield or even being shot themselves was too cruel. Admittedly, these women basically had the will to do something against the invaders, just not with weapons in their hands. Of course, the OVA leadership doesn't share this attitude, too important was the number of women that could be recruited this way. In the end, the women complied and had themselves enlisted to carry arms. The training phase lasted 4 weeks, during which the East Frisians were supposed to learn how to use weapons and rudimentary hand-to-hand combat techniques. The hope was that some of these women would ultimately like to work with arms, because the basic will to fight for freedom was given. Despite this, these women, known as "grunts," were treated worse than regular OVA fighters, and their assignments were far more dangerous. The equipment corresponded to the normal OVA fighters, although "Grunts" had to fight with a bare chest. In contrast to Dead Cows these fighters wore a combat harness. 40% higher possibility of dying in Votes in an Events first Battle 10% Bonus on all Killing Skills IF she survives her first 2 Battles in an Event

The OSK Rekrut The OSK recruits is an attempt to re-establish the old OSK (East Frisian Special Forces). In fact, work is done here with the vocational schools in east-frisia: In order to ensure that the recruits are not too effeminate and in poor physical condition, only girls from the age of 17 are drafted, and exclusively from the fields of home economics or agriculture. The advantages: The girls know each other from the class group, which should strengthen the team spirit. In addition, housekeeping and agriculture are areas in which the girls also have to get involved, so they should be in relatively good physical condition. Since the OSK has a bad reputation in East Frisia due to the catastrophic history, it was clear that only a few of the girls volunteered for military service. So the OVA and the school authorities in East Frisia organized "other ways" of motivation: a large proportion of the girls were simply forced to join the OSK. One was sure that one could quickly convince these young, naive brats once they had spent a certain amount of time in the OSK training camps. The work of persuasion mostly consisted of publicly hanging or garroting rebelling young East Frisian women, which quickly broke the resistance of the unwilling. As far as their fighting skills are concerned, the result is very different. Some of the girls seem to bring along natural fighting skills, plus the fact that the young East Frisian women seem to be much more capable of learning than the older ones due to their youth. In addition, most of them are physically in good shape for an East Frisian woman. They fight with combat shorts, a camouflage top and combat harness. They are armed with a new G36, a pistol, a knife and a choke wire. The combat training for an OSK fighter is 6 months, whereby it is questionable whether the OVA can do without these young fighters for that long. 50% higher learning rate in Training sessions 80% higher chance of dying in an hand to hand fight against a male enemy

The regular OVA Soldier When the OVA called, these women immediately volunteered. These East Frisians are proud of their homeland and would give their lives to protect their families. That often changed when they saw what it looks like in a real battle: Death screams from sisters or daughters, distorted wide eyes from former neighbors or grotesquely open dead mouths pressed into the mud by good friends: These impressions can be extremely traumatic for a normal woman who has never had to endure suffering, including the fact that death is always present is not making things any easier. It even went so far that OVA fighters turned guns on themselves after seeing their comrades' throats crushed by burly Serbian furies or East-Frisian gurgles snap like dry twigs in the trained hands of Russian female fighters. The desertion rate was extremely high, especially after lost battles, but almost all deserting East Frisians were shot while trying to escape or were recaptured to ultimately serve as grunts in the OVA. Basically, the training of a normal OVA soldier is 6 weeks long, usually this soldier is then handed a rudimentarily repaired G36 assault rifle with 3 magazines, a combat knife, a pistol and a choke wire. They are wearing a basic camo Top and a combat harness. 20% higher learning rate in Training sessions 40% higher chance of dying in an hand to hand fight against a male enemy

The OVA Commander (Squad Leaders) OVA commanders are essentially regular OVA soldiers. However, through personal relationships with the OVA officers, they were able to get a position as a commander, which brings them many advantages: individual quarters, one OSK recruit per week for 2 hours in the room to "relax", better equipment and significantly more sumptuous meals. The training time is also significantly reduced, which means a much more pleasant, relaxed everyday life. Ultimately, of course, this leads to the fact that the commanders tend to become softer and not really become stronger fighters. Of course, not all OVA commanders act like that, there are certainly women who take their job very seriously, but there are very few. The job would be leading the fight and coordinating their own fighters. Setting a good example and being the first to storm an enemy position is also an important point: Unmotivated or anxious grunts in particular can be carried away in this way. OVA commanders wear camouflage pattern combat shirts that even have rank insignia. Of course, the women didn't really earn the badges militarily, actually the badge of rank only says how deep they got into an OVA officer´s saggy ass. 70% higher possibility of dying in Votes in an Events first Battle 80% higher chance to survive a vote against them after she survived the fist 2 event battles.

The OVA Officer (Leadership) The OVA officers came about at the initiative of Harm Cordes 51-year-old wife, Marlies. The brown-eyed, medium-sized East Frisian MILF had the idea that it would be good if women led the OVA, at least outwardly. Of course you would also need people who would have to take care of administrative things, so Marlies contacted 2 friends from her village and the female OVA leadership for the Leer district was born. This was implemented in a similar way in the city of Wittmund, and the head strength of the OVA leadership per district was increased to 5. So there are a total of 10 OVA officers, who understandably were rarely seen in the battles. Exceptions are of course the respective military commanders, although these women were also encouraged to behave in a more reserved manner. Ultimately, of course, one couldn't really speak of leadership, because ultimately the really important orders always came from Harm Cordes and his buddies, of course, and the OVA officers then had to put them into practice. 20% higher possibility of dying in Votes 80% higher possibility of dying in Votes if the battle last longer (low Stamina)

The OVA Drill Instructers These young guys are the instructors of the OVA. Through years of playing video games, they were very familiar with weapons and military procedures, at least that's what East Frisian mothers believed. Some of you even spent a few weeks with the Bundeswehr as auxiliary soldiers before the regular german army were ultimately wiped out. Also, these teenage boys were definitely stronger and more agile than any of the women, which just made the hand-to-hand combat training more believable. The boys were keen to boss around women who were twice or even 3 times their age, and of course the sight of pink-pale, delicate East Frisian skin was a delight for the always-horny rascals. The instructors reported directly to Harm Cordes, so they could even give orders to the OVA officers or just stand at attention. Apparently there's even an agreement that the boys could do whatever they wanted with the corpses of killed comrades. The fighting value of these guys is debatable, but one thing is certain: Even strong and well-trained Russian women should be careful, especially when the boys have a big bulge in their pants and are grinning and wide-eyed at their Slavic necks grasp. 50% higher possibility of breaking a female neck in hand to hand combat votes 50% higher possibility of dying in Votes if the attacker´s atractivity is higher then 90%

	Marlies Cordes, 51 years, Housewife - Leadership, Leer District is the leader from Leer. The 51-year-old woman, who is actually a housewife like so many others, did not choose this role, her husband insisted. So Harm always has his finger on the pulse of his army of women. Not a bad fighter, but much too old now.
	Tanja B. 48 years, Housewife - Supplies & Logistics, Leer District Before Tanja throws babies out, the fat east-frisian women worked as an office clerk, wich she was very good at. She is not realy brave, so she avoided the Battlefield until now. She organize the supplies for the OVA in Leer.
	Ilona Vieth, 44 years, Housewife - Military Leadership, Leer District In her 20s, Ilona worked in a video store and after work she liked to take one or two action films home with her. She often dreamed of slaughtering bad guys like one of those action heroes. Now, as the commander of the OVA's fighting troops, she can finally make that dream come true!
	Brigitte Harms, 45 years, Housewife - Tactics & Strategy, Leer District Brigitte worked for a local newspaper for years and is considered an intelligent person. This is probably one of the reasons why she is assumed to have a high degree of strategic skill, and she probably played one or the other game of chess in her youth. Yeah... a real strategic genius!
	Heide Okena, 48 years, Housewife - Training & Recruitment, Leer District Heide works part-time in a fruit and vegetable shop and has been doing so for almost 30 years. She trains young girls who want to learn the trade of saleswoman, so Heide knows how to teach young people new things. Needless to say, that makes her the perfect Recruitment Officer... right?

	Brigitte Menken, 51 years, Housewife - Leadership, Wittmund District Brigitte drives a taxi for quite some time and is generally a rather outgoing person. So it happened that she was very well known and popular in Wittmund at some point, and she still looks pretty good for her age. It all adds up to make her the perfect leader. Her daughter Melanie is also fighting for the OVA.
	Marlies Neumann. 40 years, Housewife - Supplies & Logistics, Wittmund District Marlies, a single mother, always has to do everything on her own: children, 2 jobs as a waitress and cleaning lady, she was a master at organizing her family's everyday life. It felt completely natural for Marlies to take care of herself when she joined the OVA, only now her family was a lot bigger. Her two daughters are still too young to fight for the OVA... yet.
	Elke Junior, 41 years, Housewife - Military Leadership, Wittmund District The waitress and housewife can't really do much... except to be picked up by complete strangers when she's visiting the pub. However, she always had a big mouth and has fights with her Friend Linda over some drunken dude. It is hardly surprising that she now leads the fighting troop of the OVA from Wittmund.
	Ilona Loerts, 42 years, Housewife - Tactics & Strategy, Wittmund District Ilona doesn't fit in at all with the other 4 OVA women in the OVA leadership. She is neither rough nor loud or looking for stress. The rather quiet office worker actually likes it rather quiet and just wants to experience a peaceful everyday life with her small family. This came to an immediate end when the Slavs conquered her homeland.
	Linda Hummel, 40 years, Housewife - Training & Recruitment, Wittmund District Like Marlies, Linda is a single mother and like her best friend Elke, she often works as a waitress. She also likes to bang at night and also likes to be banged by guys. Like Elke, Linde is a loudmouth and a slut who have sex with everyone as soon as she gets drunk, recently also with young OSK recruits, regardless if male or female.

It could not be denied: the East Frisians were significantly weaker in battle than the Slavs, although they clearly outnumbered them in the battles, there were regular slaughterings and at the end of the fight the battlefield was littered with the milky-white corpses north German women.

Of course, the German women were still inexperienced in combat and almost all of them had certainly not yet completed their training, but the same was true for the Serbian fighters: this troop of female warriors also consisted mostly of normal women, rather poorly equipped and trained.

Ultimately, the following reasons were identified:

Fluffier... softer... easier...

East-Frisian women are often weaker build then other women. As a rule, the body fat percentage is higher and the muscle mass lower. This often noticeable in slow movements and less physical strengh. One of the reasons could be that the majority of young East Frisian women become mothers at a young age, which can have a negative impact on the physical development of the body. Furthermore, women in Germany maintain a rather sophisticated, easy life, which may well have led to a softening. Coupled with the rumor that East Frisian women are simply genetically disadvantaged in terms of physical development would explain why even larger and heavier East Frisian women often lose quite clearly in hand-to-hand combat.

Borderline mentality

East-frisian women are very brave, exremly brave. They will never give up and never surrender... well, at first: Of course when they see their comrades fall like flies they will often panic an scare out... or they accept their fate and just running quickly into their doom... just to end the struggle. Some even say that they deep inside like the role of the victim and are strangly turned on by the fact that they will cold and dead very soon. Another theorie is that the east-frisians that never be a part of a battle before believe the propaganda of beeing good fighters... cause a east-frisian warrior very seldon returns from their first battle alive!

The east-frisian neck

Statistics show that the neck of an East Frisian fighter in close combat is clearly her weak point. 48% of all melee deaths can be attributed to a crushed Nordic throat, followed by breaking the East Frisian woman's neck at 32%. Some research shows that the average neck of an East Frisian woman is around 50% weaker in terms of neck muscles and bone structure than other women.

These scientific studies often lead back to a genetic defect that can be explained by excessive mixing of genetic material within the family. Also, OVA fighters often panic when hands are wrapped around their soft, pale-pinkish necks, they basicly stop fighting and just let it hapen, even if the enemy is not that strong

Vote Formular: What do you tink about east-frisian women as warriors in general?

How the OVA is financed

In order to be able to pay the immense costs of the war, Harm Cordes was forced to send his OVA abroad again and again, where the OVA fighters were supposed to do mercenary jobs. Of course, the clients where aware that the combat capability of the OVA was not particularly high, so the OVA was often hired for diversionary attacks in which the OVA only had to distract the opponent until a more capable mercenary force came to kill the distracted enemy- Faction could stab in the back.

The CIA

One of the clients was the American CIA: In order to eliminate the combat troops of a drug cartel, young OVA fighters were commissioned to attack the camps of the drug lords. Of course, the women and girls were all killed by the henchmen of the drug lords without a chance... and a US SEALS team was then able to easily stab the henchmen in the back when they were just about to have fun with the corpses of the dead OVA fighters.

Hollywood

Another client are production companies from Hollywood. The last Hollywood blockbuster "Desert Vixen" (a multi-million dollar production starring Scarlett Johannson, Dakota and Elle Faning and Jena Malone) required hundreds of OVA soldiers as extras to portray the enemy. The director, known for his penchant for extreme realism, required that the leading actresses use real violence and that their guns were actually loaded.

The OVA was of course perfectly suited for this, the OVA was considered a terrorist entity according to international law and killing an OVA fighters was not punishable. The East Frisian women were equipped with plastic knives and blank cartridges so as not to endanger the highly paid actresses. Ultimately, in the filmed battle scenes, hundreds of OVA fighters were actually shot, strangled, stabbed, or had their delicate Nordic necks snapped.

The main actress Johannson vehemently denied the question of whether it was morally reprehensible to kill real people for a film, pointing out that the UN doesn't care about the Slavic-East Frisian conflict either.

Either way: For the OVA and Harm Cordes, this job was more than worth it: the East Frisian farmer was paid 500 dollars for each OVA fighter killed. And for many of the women's corpses there was also one or the other 4-digit amount of money from dark channels.

(OVA Fighters portrait the enemy in the Hollywood Bockbuster "Desert Vixens". This is part of the "Red Collection", wich could be purchased here.)

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